At-Home Dad Haiku

In my five years as an at-home dad, I’ve found that sometimes writing a good haiku really says how I feel. Here are some of the best:

I will go crazy
if I have to decide one
more time what’s for lunch

I love my wife, but
she is trying to kill me
working late Friday

Ugh. Breakfast madness.
Oatmeal on the computer.
Children, stop hitting!

Bossy 4-year-old
Stop correcting your sister!
When is happy hour?!

Cursed dishwasher
Why must I unload again?
Yet, I’m glad you’re here.

From my buddy Eric, a fellow at-home dad:
Laundry fascist says
Must be an empty basket
To start a new load


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